pinkhairedhornet said: Is ass eating your new profession?

clientsfromhell:

I sent a client an HD video, created at the customary HD 16:9 aspect ratio. 

Client: Please send me a 4:3 thumbnail of the video. 

Me: Okay, sure.

I cut a 3:4 thumbnail out of the 16:9 one and sent it. 

Client: I can’t see the whole screen! Please send a 4:3 thumbnail that preserves the 16:9 aspect ratio of the video. 

Me: Okay sure. 

I letterbox the thumbnail so the total image is 4:3 but the 16:9 aspect ratio of the video is preserved. 

Client: Great! Now can you just make the image a teeny bit taller on the top and bottom to get rid of the black bars? 

I resent the 16:9 thumbnail. The client had no further requests.

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Anonymous said: I am the anon from before and I just bought 12 stickers fuck yeah

that’s a lotta stickers
find out how many it would take to coat an entire wall in them
(hint: a whole bunch)

besturlonhere:

jncos:

All you have to do is make .gifs of yourself wearing an ill fitting suit and, like, a fucking bow tie or w/e and it’s like this whole website creams itself

image

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Anonymous said: Hello yes is there a limit to the amount of things you can order from the THAC store?

the sky is the limit

Anonymous said: magic anon u can only speak in memes for 30000174892838282 hours

missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

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Anonymous said: My white male co-worker just told me that "stereotypes exist for a reason," and I don't know how to deal with that. help me tim

invent your own stereotypes and see if he believes them, i.e. “gays only eat unfrosted pop tarts”

speedbikes:

Me and the TARDIS!!!!! I love Dr. Who!!!!!

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officialfeaturieze:

Stupid questions

officialfeaturieze:

Stupid questions

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