pinkhairedhornet said: Is ass eating your new profession?
I sent a client an HD video, created at the customary HD 16:9 aspect ratio.
Client: Please send me a 4:3 thumbnail of the video.
Me: Okay, sure.
I cut a 3:4 thumbnail out of the 16:9 one and sent it.
Client: I can’t see the whole screen! Please send a 4:3 thumbnail that preserves the 16:9 aspect ratio of the video.
Me: Okay sure.
I letterbox the thumbnail so the total image is 4:3 but the 16:9 aspect ratio of the video is preserved.
Client: Great! Now can you just make the image a teeny bit taller on the top and bottom to get rid of the black bars?
I resent the 16:9 thumbnail. The client had no further requests.
Anonymous said: I am the anon from before and I just bought 12 stickers fuck yeah
that’s a lotta stickers
find out how many it would take to coat an entire wall in them
(hint: a whole bunch)
Anonymous said: Hello yes is there a limit to the amount of things you can order from the THAC store?
the sky is the limit
Anonymous said: magic anon u can only speak in memes for 30000174892838282 hours
Anonymous said: My white male co-worker just told me that "stereotypes exist for a reason," and I don't know how to deal with that. help me tim
invent your own stereotypes and see if he believes them, i.e. “gays only eat unfrosted pop tarts”